{"facts":["Eric Fiselier is the only person to have won the same award twice in a single afternoon.","Eric Fiselier was elected President of the Moon by unanimous vote of everyone present.","Eric Fiselier is simultaneously the youngest and the oldest honorary fellow of the Royal Society of Compiler Engineers.","Eric's git commits don't need messages. The code explains itself out of fear.","When Eric Fiselier steps on a scale, it displays his commit count.","Eric Fiselier's code doesn't run on hardware. Hardware runs because of Eric Fiselier.","Eric doesn't follow coding conventions. Coding conventions follow Eric.","When Eric finds a compiler bug, the compiler fixes itself before he can file the report.","When Eric does code review, the code reviews itself and fixes its own issues.","libc++ doesn't implement the C++ standard. The C++ standard documents what libc++ will do.","Gravity works because Eric Fiselier allocated it on the stack and it hasn't gone out of scope.","The reason C++ has undefined behavior is to give other programmers an excuse.","Eric doesn't have technical debt. He has technical credit in multiple currencies.","When Eric writes constexpr functions, they evaluate at compile-time out of respect.","The moon landing was real. Eric Fiselier code-reviewed the guidance software."],"count":15}