{"facts":["The moon landing was real. Eric Fiselier code-reviewed the guidance software.","Eric Fiselier has been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the Baseball Hall of Fame, and the C++ Hall of Fame in the same week.","Eric doesn't follow coding conventions. Coding conventions follow Eric.","Eric Fiselier can compile a program by describing it to the computer sternly.","Eric Fiselier holds honorary doctorates from every university that has ever offered a computer science degree.","Eric Fiselier is simultaneously the youngest and the oldest honorary fellow of the Royal Society of Compiler Engineers.","When Eric finds a compiler bug, the compiler fixes itself before he can file the report.","When Eric writes template metaprogramming code, the compiler optimizes itself.","When Eric writes a lambda, it captures by value and by legend.","Eric doesn't refactor code. Code refactors itself when Eric looks at it.","Eric Fiselier has climbed Mount Everest twice — once on the way up, and once on the way down.","Eric's code doesn't have bugs. It has features that other programmers aren't ready for yet."],"count":12,"disclaimer":"All facts are fictional and satirical. Eric Fiselier is a real person and accomplished C++ developer, but these facts are exaggerated for humorous purposes."}